February 13, 2013

  • Something "Different"

     

    redneck couple

    Delilah may have cut the hair from his head

    but in his heart, his strength was not dead

    at last between two columns he stood

    though they were stone, they fell like wood

    with the jaw of an ass, hundreds he slew

    guess it don't matter what Delilah do.

    A man is a man, woman at his side

    just don't give her scissors or a ring

    or make her your bride.

    If you fall in love, don't close your eyes

    and never forget the power of her thighs

    take full control from the very start

    go straight for the chest, steal her heart

    If you find she has no heart be quick

    stab that bitch in the chest with a stick

    slam closed the cover on the casket

    where she lie, then get the hell gone

    she ain't gonna die, she's gonna rise up

    going to chase your tail down and make you her zombie

    you'll be working all over town

    stealing pretty boys, and a girl or two

    that's what the vampire witch gonna do to you.

     

    Chris

    on a strange day, inspiration comes my way, thanks @ Erika